Hu's on Red, Madame President!

-- Wake up, Madame President!

-- Wha.. What is it?

-- Hu's on the Red Phone.

-- What?

-- Hu's on Red.

-- Well, what is it?

-- It's Hu.

-- What?

-- Hu.

-- Look, I didn't pick up the phone.  You did.  Who is it?

-- Yes, ma'am.

-- Who?

-- That's correct.

-- What's correct?

-- That it's Hu.

-- What are you asking me for?  You're the one who woke me up.

-- Actually, Hu woke me up.  Then I woke you up.

-- Who woke you up?

-- Yes.

-- Who?

-- Yes, ma'am.

-- So, it's three in goddamn morning.  What do you want me to do?

-- Talk to Hu.

-- What?

-- Hu's on the Red Phone.

-- I-didn't-answer-the-phone!  I hire staff to tell me who's on the phone at 3 a.m.

-- So, you knew?

-- Knew what?

-- That Hu's on the phone?

-- What?

-- Do you want to talk to Hu, ever?  I can arrange--

-- Whoever?  Who is whoever?

-- Well, Hu's pretty important.  But it's your policy, ma'am.

-- Who's policy?

-- No, your policy.

-- It's my policy not to talk to who?

-- We can arrange that.

-- I don't even know what I'm talking about!  Look, tell me this, what's the name of the guy on the Red Phone?

-- Hu.

-- The guy on Red.

-- Hu.

-- The guy on the phone?

-- Hu is on the phone.

-- Are you asking me just to piss me off or something?

-- No, I'm telling you 'cause asked me, and it's my job, ma'am.... sheesh.

-- Telling me what?

-- That Hu's on the Red Phone.

-- What?

-- Hu.

-- Who?

-- Yes, Hu.

-- What are you asking me for??  It's 3 a.m.  And I don't give a damn!!

-- I Don't Give a Damn is down in the pantry making a sandwich, ma'am.